this is so fucking sad wow.
“The friend zone refers to a very male thing … you never hear women say they’ve been put in the friend zone. And I think that’s because it’s just used by men who are pissed off that their mate won’t sleep with them.”
Ha because you rarely hear it it rarely happens?
oh my god
Did she learn a new facial expression?
Buddha didn’t know me
A student went to his meditation teacher and said,
“My meditation is horrible!
I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I’m constantly falling asleep.
It’s just horrible!”
"It will pass," the teacher said matter-of-factly.
A week later, the student came back to his teacher.
“My meditation is wonderful!
I feel so aware, so peaceful, so alive!
It’s just wonderful!’
"It will pass,"
the teacher replied matter-of-factly.
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
No you don’t. Wind attacks are not effective against fire type pokemon.
It’s my life at the moment